I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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