And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
