I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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