I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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