Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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