nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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