Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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