Whod you bang
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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