Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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