how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Couch. On fire.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
