he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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