am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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