He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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