its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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