Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
my liver is dry heaving
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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