just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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