Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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