So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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