At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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