And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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