If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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