Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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