if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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