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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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