is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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