i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i believe in u and ur pee
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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