What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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