I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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