Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
