a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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