How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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