My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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