We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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