I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Let's paint friendship bongs
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
