The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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