my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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