I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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