what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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