Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I smell like Dick and happiness
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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