Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
