Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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