Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
