I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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