we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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