I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
He has the fingertips of a God
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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