spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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