I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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