Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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