I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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