It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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