Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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