I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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