D3 body, D1 cock
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I have already put on my inside pants.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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