I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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