He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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