he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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