on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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